Jack: Hey Ashwin! Glad to see you on fb. Where are you these days?
Ashwin: I am feeling very amicable, thanking you. I am no longer live in Mumbai, shifted to Rajasthan quiet a long time ago.
Jack: Long time no sea then?? Hahaha!
Ashwin: Huh? What do you mean?
Jack: I mean you now live in a desert and…. Never mind.
Ashwin: That was an abominable joke. No wonder it leads to altercations between us. You are aberrant and everybody abhors you!
Jack: Seriously dude, did you swallow a dictionary? Can’t you just say you hate my jokes, like normal people would? Why complicate things? You writing law or something?
Ashwin: No! I has been studying for GRE. I has just finished the ‘a’ words.
Jack: Lemme guess. You are an engineer and you haven’t yet started studying grammar.
Ashwin: Both true. How you knowed that?
Jack: Engineer coz you know how all individual parts work, but have no idea how the actual thing works. And grammar because… let’s call it a lucky guess!
Ashwin: I recently started a blog to improve my vocab by righting.
Jack: er..well… good luck with your righting, Is it sarcastic? Witty?
Ashwin: Sarcastic? Whats that? Starts with an ‘s’….
Jack: Sarcastic means saying one thing and meaning something else.
Ashwin: Huh? Why? Is it used by confused people? Anyway, the name of my blog is ‘Arcane anecdotes from antediluvian annals of anthropoids.’ Here’s the link:
Jack: What??!! That literally translates to ancient and mysterious stories of mankind. In other words, you are writing about fairy tales? No self-respecting blogger would EVER write about fairy tales.
Aswin: Shut up you… you…. Abysmal fool. I will go down in the annals of history as the bestest blogger ever!
Jack: You sure you didn’t use an extra ‘n’ there?
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Jack: You there?
Ashwin is offline. Do you want to send this as a message?
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This is the first time I experimented with a complete dialogue with no introduction. So plz do leave your comments and feedback.
Btw, all the ‘a’ words used above are actually in the GRE wordlist. And finally, of course the title was selected for a reason!
